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猪肉价格飞涨。不怕贼偷，就怕贼惦记。一对性情古怪的笨贼惦记上了小镇村的养猪户们。他们三番两次地摸进小镇村偷猪，尽管每次都笑料百出，出尽了乌龙，却还是把小镇村搅得猪狗不宁。专横的老村长老王、多情的村花王凤英泼辣的小媳妇全红、怕老婆的村民锥子、脱线的治保主任小四、年轻的妇女主任小冬、纷纷被卷了进来，却在有意无意间把事情弄得越来越麻烦。村民们把解决麻烦的希望寄托在大能人李家满身上，但是李家满自己也碰上了大麻烦……最后解决一切问题的，竟然是一头叫做“冬瓜”的猪。。A young newlywed couple find themselves trapped in a network of underground caves. With her husband injured, the new bride is forced to find her way back to the surface in order to save his life. In the process, they discover a terrifying truth about the "underneath", they are not alone. Something evil is hunting them.。二十多岁的穷小子李浩在河边钓鱼时，意外钓到一只体型庞大的大鳄龟。本想将其卖掉换钱为奶奶治病，但奶奶和村里老人张伯都劝他放生，认为此龟不凡。在纠结中，李浩做了一个奇异的梦，梦中一位龟样老人承诺，若他放生大鳄龟，便赐予他财宝。。